With the New Comish comes A few Changes.

Christine Nixon is off to continue her work with the Bushfire rebuilding thingo. ...She has already done a fantastic job of eating all the livestock burned in the fires... and a cow that wandered past a bit slow... Now Big Simon has taken up the job.. Congrats on the job fella.. I am told a few changes have already been brought in across the troops... (apart from the 900 less pies the cafe has to order now Christine has gone)..Some are cost cutting others just silly... Starting with:

311 units being replaced with Patrol Camels in high "Towel Head" populated areas. This is to make the "newcommers" feel at home and also the camels are faster, and more easy to handle that the current vans....

SOG will longer have percussion grenades, smokers and tear gas to flush offenders from buildings... These guys will work twice as quickly and effectively!!!!

Tasers will not be introduced. Instead all frontline operational members will be trained in the use of a more effective, lower cost device for taking down violent offenders..........

Code 1 will be supplied with microphones only... Band members will be required to air guitar all songs...