People (or cartoon people) that can just FUCK OFF prt 3

BEATBOXERS!!!!

Mp3 players are pretty cheap these days ya twats!!!

Uncle Barrys Shed Posters cont.

Go and get fucked prt1

I am not even going to try and come up with a smartarse comment.. I have reached the limit... thats it.. I have had a fucking gut full... I almost couldnt finish me porterhouse, mushroom sauce, chips and cold lager when ACA ran the story on teachers being encouraged to not use red pens!!!!!!! FOR FUCK FUCKING SAKE..... Heres an idea. lets get teachers to teach kids to HARDEN THE FUCK UP. What a joke.. surely its a joke??? someone tell me its a joke...!!!!! someone..anyone!!!! Fucking towel heads are taking over the joint and all these cunts are worried about is our digger aussie kids being offended by red pen.....I started to look for a link to a story about this bullshit but now ACA are doing a story on Victorias Secret... aparently Victorias secret is she has a cock.. and a ball bag..... christ... yep a bloke came up with the idea of skimpy, sexy, slutty, skanky undies for woman... yer yu could of knocked me down with a feather!!!!!!!

Check this link out..
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/?cgname=OSPTYVERZZZ&cgnbr=OSPTYVERZZZ&rfnbr=1943

Now what was i talking about.... ooo who cares. weres me wank sock????...............

Bananas are not gay (unless ur putting them up ur coight)

For those with a kettle Barby try these tasty little fuckers...

Barrys Bananas in Bacon

Normal fire, indirect cooking, 8-10 minutes, with lid on. Serves 6-8.
1-2 large firm bananas
2 tablespoons lemon juice
7-8 bacon strips
Hot pepper sauce
Peel the banana and cut it diagonally into thick slices. Toss the banana slices in the lemon juice and place 1 slice of banana on each bacon strip. Season them with a drop of hot pepper sauce and wrap the bacon around the banana. Secure the bacon with toothpicks. Cook them on the barbecue, with the lid on, for 8-10 minutes. Mad mad mad.......................................................

John So-Long

As you may be aware Melbourne has a new Mayor.. We finaly fucked off that twat John So.. Thank Christ.. He was never my bro. In fact I could never understand a word the cunt was saying... I dont mind a little diversity but fucken hell............ A mayor that cant speak propar ingeesh... fuck me... Good to see and hear the arse end of ya John.. Apparently his departing words were " min a b yerar is gud tim an ish un mew cuncil ell and ull bis ta for mulbun, rrr sole" Uncle Barrys departing words to John are simply "dont burn the dim sims cunt"....

John So being a twat

John So with a nice piece of twat.....