Fucking Commandores

If a bogan commodore "backfires" out the front air box is that really a "Frontfire" I dont want to say the wrong thing to the mechanic and look like a retard!!!!

Living the dream

A few many years ago Jim Barry and Meself created a small batch of quality yet slightly dodgy homemade snags...Any way a bad case of the shits and a few years later barry finally found and emailed me a few snaps of the day of creation... including one of me little Barry when he was real little that mother had never seen before... She cried at her little man... I cried at how good Barrys lawn used to look.

Bedtime stories

Whilst doing the fatherly duties a while back I started to get sick of the same old Mother goose type bed time stories so started to make a few of me own beddy bullshite stories... stories like anthony wiggle and jeff wiggle down the pub for waggs birthday, jeff falls asleep and gets thrown out by a maori bouncer. I got onto a few anmals the kids love... Like the Sumasult Snake.. A snake that if you touch it makes you do summersults until you get the antidote from elmo.... The backFlip bear. same deal. touch it and youll do backflips.... the stories have progressed to including Handstand horses and Cartwheelcats. Last night I was quite largered up by bed time and the kids story had a new animal pop up a "Shit yourself shark"!! yes friends if the shark comes near ya you'll shit yourself.....and we all fell asleep to childish laughter....

Better than gay old Mother goose stories.....

Phillip Farted